randamhajile:

just-shower-thoughts:

why do they even include 2015 as an option when selecting your birth year online like you fresh out the womb ready to join gmail

In this postmodern day and age parents are increasingly reserving email addresses for their children for the future. My aunt and uncle did that for all their kids including their recent newborn and it was a surreal ‘we live in the worst version of cyberpunk’ kinda moment when I heard about it lmao